Daytime #ttc

On the subway. Two old ladies across the aisle are talking about mammograms and their gynecologists. The old guy and lady next to me are talking about her lesbian roommates. He wonders if they’re faking their relationship and their orgasms. She thinks not. Now they are talking about someone having five oclock shadow and lipstick all over his face. The old ladies almost missed their stop and ran out, hooting with laughter. Riding the subway during the day is so much more fun than during rush hour.